It’s possible audiences aren’t clamoring for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for stylish excess. Still, it’s worth noting: his opulently crafted love story with vampires boasts bold vision and flair – and in all its Hammer-y cheesiness, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer over Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, such as a scene that appears to show a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz portrays a clever but beleaguered man of the church pursuing the undead – I can’t believe he hasn’t played such a part earlier – who arrives in Paris in 1889 to mark the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. The same goes for the malevolent vampire count, played by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone evoking Carell’s Gru character from the Despicable Me comedies. This is a part he seemed destined to play.
The story is this: Dracula has been restlessly roaming the world in torment for 400 years since he became undead, a consequence due to his blasphemous mourning following the loss of his beloved Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). Dracula has sought relentlessly for some woman who might be the return of his lost love. Unfortunately, the chosen woman is revealed as Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the count’s castle to review his land assets and the tiny painting of the charming Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson organizes Dracula’s flashback sequence of worldwide travels sporting extravagant attire confidently, and he willingly includes offering humorous scenes in the style of Mel Brooks – for example the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to commit suicide following Elisabeta’s passing, in addition to comical sequences that occur when Dracula sprays himself in a certain perfume during the 1700s in Florence, that renders him compelling to the opposite sex. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula can be streamed online beginning on the first of December and on DVD and Blu-ray from December 22nd. It plays in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
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